Douche of the Day: Being unhealthy can be bad for your health

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Douche of the Day
Announcements from the medical community that doing obvious things may be good for your health. SHOCK! If you quit smoking, you might live longer. Didn’t this story break right after World War II? Come on. I was just listening to the BBC and they actually said that the medical community is actually announcing that quitting smoking MAY make you live longer. Not even a “WILL.” “May.” So Might eating more fruits and vegetables, and so Might drinking less alcohol. Instead of recycling bullshitty reports, Media, tell me why I get shaky after drinking Vitamin Water and then use your status to advise me not to munch on hard candy while watching ads for hard candy on E. An annual story about “Whoaaaa, it’s Christmas again!” is fine. No need to remind us that healthy may be healthy.

small2cherries.jpgDouche of the Day
Announcements from the medical community that doing obvious things may be good for your health. SHOCK! If you quit smoking, you might live longer. Didn’t this story break right after World War II? Come on. I was just listening to the BBC and they actually said that the medical community is actually announcing that quitting smoking MAY make you live longer. Not even a “WILL.” “May.” So Might eating more fruits and vegetables, and so Might drinking less alcohol. Instead of recycling bullshitty reports, Media, tell me why I get shaky after drinking Vitamin Water and then use your status to advise me not to munch on hard candy while watching ads for hard candy on E. An annual story about “Whoaaaa, it’s Christmas again!” is fine. No need to remind us that healthy may be healthy.

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