Douche of the Day: Koreatown Neighbors

So I guess I’m not around my apartment that much, but have been for the last few days. When i left for Christmas break I heard my neighbor putting up a picture, at least that’s what it sounded like. We’ve all put up pictures, we know what that sounds like. The next day, however, he was still putting up a picture. He’s either a hell of a sentimentalist or was doing something else that sounded like putting up pictures all day long for two days. Yesterday morning I was brushing me teeth and heard it again. i asked Steve, “Has he been putting up pictures since I left for Christmas.” “Yes,” an exhausted Roommate Stephe replied.

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So I guess I’m not around my apartment that much, but have been for the last few days. When i left for Christmas break I heard my neighbor putting up a picture, at least that’s what it sounded like. We’ve all put up pictures, we know what that sounds like. The next day, however, he was still putting up a picture. He’s either a hell of a sentimentalist or was doing something else that sounded like putting up pictures all day long for two days. Yesterday morning I was brushing me teeth and heard it again. i asked Steve, “Has he been putting up pictures since I left for Christmas.” “Yes,” an exhausted Roommate Stephe replied. It does however give us the opportunity to quote Scrooged a lot, which may double the pain for Stephe, because he hates Scrooged.
So we’re sitting down to watch Burt Reynolds as in White Lightning and I hear screaming next door, at intervals, about every five minutes. I had never noticed this before…Stephe had, he had noticed a lot. I guess there’s a retarded girl next door who screams every five minutes. So I either have a weird neighbor on each side…or maybe the sounds of the hammering and screaming are connected…either way the screaming led to a phrase that I beg you to use and that i should probably put on a t-shirt. STOP THAT…unless it’s involuntary.

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