Douche of the Day: For Another Year Running…

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… the chair/bench/thing-from-the-garage holding the parking spot after the snow storm! I know, I know this is old news — but I still can’t get over the fact that people actually do this. We get it, you worked hard to shovel out your car. Guess what? So did I, so did your neighbor, so did the 80 year old woman in the house on the corner. And now it’s over 48 hours after the storm — so how long to you get to “dibs” your spot? If you worked really hard on your spot and then someone else parks in it — deal. If you are under 75 and don’t have a heart condition — deal. You live in Chicago. You knew this going in. Schadenfreude is neighborhood-watchin’ your ass!

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… the chair/bench/thing-from-the-garage holding the parking spot after the snow storm! I know, I know this is old news — but I still can’t get over the fact that people actually do this. We get it, you worked hard to shovel out your car. Guess what? So did I, so did your neighbor, so did the 80 year old woman in the house on the corner. And now it’s over 48 hours after the storm — so how long to you get to “dibs” your spot? If you worked really hard on your spot and then someone else parks in it — deal. If you are under 75 and don’t have a heart condition — deal. You live in Chicago. You knew this going in. Schadenfreude is neighborhood-watchin’ your ass!

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