W-Douche-Douche-M 780AM

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Yeah, I truly believe these guys are a bunch of Douches. I understand that they need to be “rapid-fire” news, but C’mon! Here’s one of the reports I heard today while driving in to work:

Baseball is about to get a bit more interesting.

Yeah. That was it. Now, surely, EVERYONE who listens knows they are talking about the Mitchell report. Right? Adam, you for surely know that the Mitchell report is coming out, and that it’s gonna name names in professional steroid use.

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Yeah, I truly believe these guys are a bunch of Douches. I understand that they need to be “rapid-fire” news, but C’mon! Here’s one of the reports I heard today while driving in to work:

Baseball is about to get a bit more interesting.

Yeah. That was it. Now, surely, EVERYONE who listens knows they are talking about the Mitchell report. Right? Adam, you for surely know that the Mitchell report is coming out, and that it’s gonna name names in professional steroid use.

The kicker? The story ended up NOT being about the Mitchell report – but instead, it was about Hendry getting some Japanese guy for the Cubs, and not re-signing Prior. Apparently, it’s more interesting that the Cubs made some moves, and NOT that we’re gonna get a boatload of names of players we all love, and love to hate, who got all jacked up on HGH and other nasty, muscle-building, illegal drugs.

Douches. Don’t be so vague, please? W-Douche-Douche-M 780 is the Sun-Times of radio. REALLY BIG STARTLING HEADLINE to get you to listen, with little, if any newsworthy content to follow it up. And it’s never what you think it is.

Except the traffic report – the only saving grace of that station. But they’re still douches.

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