Ho Ho Ho! It’s the Douche of the Day!

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Julie and I went to Woodfield Mall last week to get Miles’ pictures taken professionally…at JC Pennys….by a fat teenage girl. But that’s not the douche of the day. The douche was that we decided to take Miles to the Santa in the mall. When we came up on the line, we were bombarded by talking ads/videos and kiosks for “Fred Clause”. It was now “Fred Clause presents…Santa (fred clause in theaters)! You could get your picture taken with Santa and have the poster from Fred Clause in the background. You could get super-imposed into the movie Fred Clause. You had to walk through a winter wonderland of Fred Claus clips and memorabilia til you got to Santa’s chair. Hey Vince, I love your work. I love that you want to do a Xmas movie. I love that you want your movie to be a holiday classic. But get a hold of your marketing staff. They are ruining your chances.

fred-claus-poster2.jpg

Julie and I went to Woodfield Mall last week to get Miles’ pictures taken professionally…at JC Pennys….by a fat teenage girl. But that’s not the douche of the day. The douche was that we decided to take Miles to the Santa in the mall. When we came up on the line, we were bombarded by talking ads/videos and kiosks for “Fred Clause”. It was now “Fred Clause presents…Santa (fred clause in theaters)! You could get your picture taken with Santa and have the poster from Fred Clause in the background. You could get super-imposed into the movie Fred Clause. You had to walk through a winter wonderland of Fred Claus clips and memorabilia til you got to Santa’s chair. Hey Vince, I love your work. I love that you want to do a Xmas movie. I love that you want your movie to be a holiday classic. But get a hold of your marketing staff. They are ruining your chances.

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