Douche of the Day: My Fantasy Football League

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Most of the douches in this league are all friends. And I will say that Stephen and I are way out in front, probably going to win the whole thing. So what do these douche-losers do? The friends that are out of it drop all their players so their douche-buddies who still might have a chance can add those players to their team. And they are defending the move! They say there is no rule against it. C’mon. Anyone who has ever played fantasy football knows that is a douche move. By a bunch of douches. Now there is only one thing left to do: Win the whole fucking thing.

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Most of the douches in this league are all friends. And I will say that Stephen and I are way out in front, probably going to win the whole thing. So what do these douche-losers do? The friends that are out of it drop all their players so their douche-buddies who still might have a chance can add those players to their team. And they are defending the move! They say there is no rule against it. C’mon. Anyone who has ever played fantasy football knows that is a douche move. By a bunch of douches. Now there is only one thing left to do: Win the whole fucking thing.

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