Douche of the Day: Monday Morning Jury Duty

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Which is where I am right now. I know, I know, greatest country in the world, civic duty, hot prosecuting attorneys… but I can’t help but feel annoyed. Missed work, missed wages and a “government” waiting room. Hey, and speaking of missed wages — did you know that government employees get their full work pay for serving on a jury?! So, let me get this straight — they get paid to not do their job when they are at work AND when they aren’t?? Snap. Yeah, I said it.

Jury.gif

Which is where I am right now. I know, I know, greatest country in the world, civic duty, hot prosecuting attorneys… but I can’t help but feel annoyed. Missed work, missed wages and a “government” waiting room. Hey, and speaking of missed wages — did you know that government employees get their full work pay for serving on a jury?! So, let me get this straight — they get paid to not do their job when they are at work AND when they aren’t?? Snap. Yeah, I said it.

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