It Gets You Up… (If You Know What I Mean)

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With the holidays right around the corner – it’s time to start thinking about the “Perfect Gift”. You know, the one that makes everyone go, “He went to Jared’s.” – Except we don’t go to Jared’s. And if I had any sway, I’d ask all of you to not go to Jared’s.

orgasmo_clock.jpg

With the holidays right around the corner – it’s time to start thinking about the “Perfect Gift”. You know, the one that makes everyone go, “He went to Jared’s.” – Except we don’t go to Jared’s. And if I had any sway, I’d ask all of you to not go to Jared’s.

This is for the guy, or lesbian, in your life who just may be striking out lately. This retro Orgasmo Clock gently coaxes you from your slumber with the soothing sounds of a woman getting her rocks off. Not as good as the real thing, but beggars can’t be choosers. Well. I guess they can. But they better not be. They’re beggars.

Purchase info HERE.

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