Douche of the Day: “NO REGRETS!”

bad_tattoos_25.jpgOver Thanksgiving break I overheard someone say they had “No regrets.” Everytime I hear someone say this I just want to immediatly ask “So what are they?” Nobody who actually doesn’t have regrets has to remind anybody else of their regretless lives. And who doesn’t have regrets? Assholes, that’s who. You’ve never screwed up? Can I ask your friends? Because what if they think you should regret some things, but you don’t? Telling someone who didn’t ask that you have “no regrets” is