Life Imitates Art

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So, by now, we’ve all seen “40 Year Old Virgin” – right? At any time, did those of us that still look fondly on Millenium Falcons and Six Million Dollar Men boss’ ever, for an INSTANT, think that this could really happen? (The whole part where you sell all your stuff on eBay because of a chick, make a couple hundred thousand dollars, then get to have sex with said chick)

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So, by now, we’ve all seen “40 Year Old Virgin” – right? At any time, did those of us that still look fondly on Millenium Falcons and Six Million Dollar Men boss’ ever, for an INSTANT, think that this could really happen? (The whole part where you sell all your stuff on eBay because of a chick, make a couple hundred thousand dollars, then get to have sex with said chick)

Didn’t think so. If anyone questions whether America is getting smarter or dumber, I enter in Exhibit A. This dude from San Diego is selling his entire collection of Star Wars and Miscellaneous Action Figures (read – Dolls) for a “Buy It Now” price of $34.500. Yup. Almost $35k for everything. Now – he’s suggesting a “Pick it Up” kinda delivery, but if you need it delivered, you have to have it delivered on pallets. PALLETS. For $900!

Best part is – in the description he says,

THIS IS MY LIFE TIME COLLECTION OF COLLECTIBLES. THIS IS A BIG STEP I’M TAKING IN ORDER TO MOVE ON AND ACOMPLISH A NEW PLAN I HAVE FOR MY FUTURE.

Hope she’s worth it. Me? I’d keep some of the more fun shit, and give the rest to Toys for Tots. You’d CERTAINLY get laid if you made a move for that, some of those charity chicks are pretty hot after all.

Oh yeah, Adam – here’s the link to start bidding.

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