Douche of the Day

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Sport Utility Vehicles with 23″ Rims. I don’t care how cool it is or how many Esalades Fitty Cent drives in his new video, there is absolutely no better way to destroy a car’s axles & transfer case than to drive an SUV with 23″ rims. It’s so ridiculous that the real douchebags in this story, the city folk who drive around in their tricked-out Explorers (“Let’s go muddin’ bro!”), seem to have actually secured FATTER tires with super small rims that end-up balancing the earth’s magnetic field previously thrown off balance by the afore mentioned rings of power. Join the realm of common sense and get regular tires. But as I write this, I remember my art teacher repeating “Form over Function. Form over Function.”

momo-SUV.jpg

Sport Utility Vehicles with 23″ Rims. I don’t care how cool it is or how many Esalades Fitty Cent drives in his new video, there is absolutely no better way to destroy a car’s axles & transfer case than to drive an SUV with 23″ rims. It’s so ridiculous that the real douchebags in this story, the city folk who drive around in their tricked-out Explorers (“Let’s go muddin’ bro!”), seem to have actually secured FATTER tires with super small rims that end-up balancing the earth’s magnetic field previously thrown off balance by the afore mentioned rings of power. Join the realm of common sense and get regular tires. But as I write this, I remember my art teacher repeating “Form over Function. Form over Function.”

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