Even Old Guys Can Be Douche of the Day

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Damn. I too had a celebration for former Congressman Henry Hyde yesterday. Prez Bush, we should have coordinated! You could have given him his republican medal of honor (or whatever it was) and I could have given him his pendant for today’s douche of the day. My proclamation said “Hyde had the courage to stand up and hijack this country over President Clinton’s extra marital affairs, thus taking the focus off of our country’s problems, defenses, and overall unity. Your rhetoric, your bravado, your commitment to not let Clinton off the hook, coupled with the fact that you too had an affair while in office, makes you one of the true hypocrites of Americah history. For that, we applaud you. You old man, are today’s douche of the day.

henryhyde.jpg

Damn. I too had a celebration for former Congressman Henry Hyde yesterday. Prez Bush, we should have coordinated! You could have given him his republican medal of honor (or whatever it was) and I could have given him his pendant for today’s douche of the day. My proclamation said “Hyde had the courage to stand up and hijack this country over President Clinton’s extra marital affairs, thus taking the focus off of our country’s problems, defenses, and overall unity. Your rhetoric, your bravado, your commitment to not let Clinton off the hook, coupled with the fact that you too had an affair while in office, makes you one of the true hypocrites of Americah history. For that, we applaud you. You old man, are today’s douche of the day.

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