Douche of the Day: Mr. and Mrs. Chuck and Larry – in HD!

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I don’t know HOW MUCH detail I need to go into with this one. It pretty much sells itself. Chuck and Larry – in HD-DVD. Really? Do we need to see Kevin James and Adam Sandly pretend to be gay in HD? I mean, Standard Resolution is bad enough. But HD as well??

I think the most frustrating thing about this one is that it DOES have Jessica Biel. She’s hot – but not $30 from Amazon, gonna get HD hot.

chuck_larry.jpg

I don’t know HOW MUCH detail I need to go into with this one. It pretty much sells itself. Chuck and Larry – in HD-DVD. Really? Do we need to see Kevin James and Adam Sandly pretend to be gay in HD? I mean, Standard Resolution is bad enough. But HD as well??

I think the most frustrating thing about this one is that it DOES have Jessica Biel. She’s hot – but not $30 from Amazon, gonna get HD hot.

I’m wasn’t even willing to pay $12 to see this in the theatre. You think I’m gonna pay $30 to have this? Permanently? In HD?

Back in the old days, not EVERY book was put into the Gutenburg Press. It was a selection process. Only the best, the most popular, the ones that people wanted to have around forever were pressed. I think we should instigate that same sort of rule today. Not EVERY movie should be HD. Or even DVD. Can’t we do some sort of vote? It would greatly reduce the amount of bullshit I have to go through to rent a movie from Blockbuster – and me, I like that.

So, I Now Pronounce You Douche of the Day, Chuck and Larry.

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