Adam, Did ya Hear?

Ever since Adam moved to L.A., he doesn’t get his local Chicago news. So I thought I’d help…

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Hey Adam, did you hear that the fuckin CTA is gonna cut a bunch of routes on Sunday? Blagojadouche actually said he would bail them out with short term money but they said no. You know, so they could prove a point that they need money….The Bulls were trying to trade for Kobe but I guess they don’t want a former rapist on the team…..Hey, Anna Davlantes (remember her?) was doing a story on the news about halloween and was dressed in an inflatable sumo costume that had big floppy breasts. They cut away quick and when they came back she was without costume……also, some chick got shot in the face on Halloween while trickortreating…and some old cop killed his wife in Bolingbrook….and Sandy got all skinny…..and Stephe missed another Douche of the Day yesterday…..Urlacher’s all pissed….these guys I play fantasy football with suck…..and WCKG went holiday music. Seriously. All holiday music. And that’s it. That’s all that’s going on.

Ever since Adam moved to L.A., he doesn’t get his local Chicago news. So I thought I’d help…

IMG_4724.jpg

Hey Adam, did you hear that the fuckin CTA is gonna cut a bunch of routes on Sunday? Blagojadouche actually said he would bail them out with short term money but they said no. You know, so they could prove a point that they need money….The Bulls were trying to trade for Kobe but I guess they don’t want a former rapist on the team…..Hey, Anna Davlantes (remember her?) was doing a story on the news about halloween and was dressed in an inflatable sumo costume that had big floppy breasts. They cut away quick and when they came back she was without costume……also, some chick got shot in the face on Halloween while trickortreating…and some old cop killed his wife in Bolingbrook….and Sandy got all skinny…..and Stephe missed another Douche of the Day yesterday…..Urlacher’s all pissed….these guys I play fantasy football with suck…..and WCKG went holiday music. Seriously. All holiday music. And that’s it. That’s all that’s going on.

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