Douche of the Day: Monday!

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Today I am nominating the manager on duty at the Starbucks in Michigan I went to on Saturday. Why? Because I overheard her say this:

“When a customer orders a beverage it’s your job to offer a breakfast sandwhich or bakery item that goes along with it. I’m going to start a contest on Monday and it’s going to be on the honor system. If you suggest one of our food items and a customer buys it, mark it on the sheet. The winner is going to get some jewelry I make for them!!! And if one of the guys wins, I’ll have to think of something else to give them.”

Um, how about some extra cash?! Hey lady, nobody wants your jewelry. They want to go home early or smoke pot out by the dumpster. Or maybe even a different job.

starbucks_sale_feet.jpg

Today I am nominating the manager on duty at the Starbucks in Michigan I went to on Saturday. Why? Because I overheard her say this:

“When a customer orders a beverage it’s your job to offer a breakfast sandwhich or bakery item that goes along with it. I’m going to start a contest on Monday and it’s going to be on the honor system. If you suggest one of our food items and a customer buys it, mark it on the sheet. The winner is going to get some jewelry I make for them!!! And if one of the guys wins, I’ll have to think of something else to give them.”

Um, how about some extra cash?! Hey lady, nobody wants your jewelry. They want to go home early or smoke pot out by the dumpster. Or maybe even a different job.

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