Ok – maybe I’m being a little specific here – but the Traffic Cop at the corner of LaSalle and Lake is a real douche. We’re talking douchieness to the Nth degree. Why? Because she’s the chick standing there with her ticket pad, waving people through the intersection trying to make a left turn from Lake onto LaSalle when the idiots behind her are still crossing after she told her not to, and when you DON’T move fast enough, she starts walking up to you car with a shit-ton of attitude, screaming and blowing her whistle like you should gun the car, rush through the intersection, and let the other douches (the idiots crossing the street) fend for themselves.
Ok – maybe I’m being a little specific here – but the Traffic Cop at the corner of LaSalle and Lake is a real douche. We’re talking douchieness to the Nth degree. Why? Because she’s the chick standing there with her ticket pad, waving people through the intersection trying to make a left turn from Lake onto LaSalle when the idiots behind her are still crossing after she told her not to, and when you DON’T move fast enough, she starts walking up to you car with a shit-ton of attitude, screaming and blowing her whistle like you should gun the car, rush through the intersection, and let the other douches (the idiots crossing the street) fend for themselves.
She’s just looking for you to hit someone so she can FINALLY write a ticket. What’s even worse – if you try to point out that there are people in the way of the turn, she glares at you like only a stranger who hates their job and has the power to take it on you glares at you.
Douche. I didn’t tell you to be a traffic cop on the corner of LaSalle and Lake – so don’t hate me.
