Poll: Am I gay?

So I just got a call from my Mom asking if I’m gay. If any of you read my last post, if you clicked continue you would’ve read my summary of J-Lo’s fashion show. I loved it, so to try and get a laugh out of how much I liked the show I wrote “Oh, yeah, and I’m gay” at the end. You know fashion, me loving it, there’s a lot of gay people in fashion…whatever, I would assume my intent would be transparent…unless…

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So I just got a call from my Mom asking if I’m gay. If any of you read my last post, if you clicked continue you would’ve read my summary of J-Lo’s fashion show. I loved it, so to try and get a laugh out of how much I liked the show I wrote “Oh, yeah, and I’m gay” at the end. You know fashion, me loving it, there’s a lot of gay people in fashion…whatever, I would assume my intent would be transparent…unless I really come off as gay and don’t know it. Now who reading this thought “Oh my God, Adam just came out of the closet at the very end of the continue of a post on a job he had for three months.” Did anyone think that? Because my Mom did, and she knows me pretty well. Obviously there’s a problem with conveying irony in text. Is it that I’m 34 and not married? That’s everyone in L.A. What if I were a vehemently anti-gay Senator, would that be less gay?

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