One of the best things ever said to me

First of all I hate when the people in the convenient store know me too well. "Only a Diet Coke tonight, you usually get a power bar." …shut the fuck up. Second, I don't exactly have a whippit problem. I decided to buy a box (24 nitrous hits) and a charger for a get-together a month or so ago. Big hit. Saturday night Conner came over and I decided it would be a good time to invest in another box. If a rate of 24 whippits a month so far makes me an addict, so be it, I guess it would be the only way to heighten the bit. So I've been into this headshop on Hollywood Blvd. precisely once, to buy whippits, once. What is the most embarrassing thing that could happen upon my return? Yes. That's what happened.

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First of all I hate when the people in the convenient store know me too well. “Only a Diet Coke tonight, you usually get a power bar.” …shut the fuck up. Second, I don”t exactly have a whippit problem. I decided to buy a box (24 nitrous hits) and a charger for a get-together a month or so ago. Big hit. Saturday night Conner came over and I decided it would be a good time to invest in another box. If a rate of 24 whippits a month so far makes me an addict, so be it, I guess it would be the only way to heighten the bit. So I”ve been into this headshop on Hollywood Blvd. precisely once, to casino online buy whippits, once. What is the most embarrassing thing that could happen upon my return? Yes. That”s what happened. I walk in and he shouts for the whole store “Hello my friend, we have new Whippits come in!” …you”re kidding right? I was shocked in that way that made me laugh because I realized I”ve never needed a response to that sentence, plus I realized I didn”t care how the other customer with the Black Flag shirt perceives me.

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