Billions still uninterested in Soccer

Convinced yet? excited yet? How’s your Soccer fever, Schadenfreude.net Reader? Do you just love soccer now that it’s Wayne Gretzky has moved here with it’s Janet Jones Gretzky? Isn’t soccer all of a sudden awesome? Are you unable to get enough? Do you find yourself flipping to the Soccer scores in the sports section? You’re not alone. Soccer still sucks.

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Convinced yet? excited yet? How’s your Soccer fever, Schadenfreude.net Reader? Do you just love soccer now that it’s Wayne Gretzky has moved here with it’s Janet Jones Gretzky? Isn’t soccer all of a sudden awesome? Are you unable to get enough? Do you find yourself flipping to the Soccer scores in the sports section? You’re not alone. Soccer still sucks. I know what everybody says to that “It’s the most popular sport in the world.” Then the world is less interesting than I previously gave it credit for. Get back to me when they world wakes up to Slamball

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