The New Power Suit

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I went to the Old Orchard Mall on Saturday because I have a $200 gift certificate..and I love me some outdoor mall! I’m going to get myself some new fall clothes, something really nice..real nice, Clark. I could go with one formal outfit or go the Kaufmann way and get 7 informal ones.

jeans.jpg

I went to the Old Orchard Mall on Saturday because I have a $200 gift certificate..and I love me some outdoor mall! I’m going to get myself some new fall clothes, something really nice..real nice, Clark. I could go with one formal outfit or go the Kaufmann way and get 7 informal ones. More after the jump.

jeans.jpg

I went to the Old Orchard Mall on Saturday because I have a $200 gift certificate..and I love me some outdoor mall! I’m going to get myself some new fall clothes, something really nice..real nice, Clark. I could go with one formal outfit or go the Kaufmann way and get 7 informal ones. But the bad news is that my favorite store Club Monaco is gone. I always like it because they went waaaaayyy close-out clearance on fancy duds. It may not be my style, but I could get the velour trousers for 7 bucks. So now what? Just a regular pair of Dockers and a couple button-ups? Boring. A friend of mine said he went and bought an expensive pair of jeans and a goofy-dragon-printed-on-sleeve t-shirt for his business outings to LA. Once he went out there with a conservative outfit one time (polo/khaki) and felt completely midwest-cow. So instead of purchasing a suit for big business, he went with a casual look, to make it seem like he always dressed like that. So I think that’s what I am going to do. I’m going to buy a 100 dollar pair of jeans to let everyone know that I wear designer shit with rips in it. Watch out hipster land, JK is going to “Dress-down”. Can someone say al fresca dining with Wilmer Vanderama? That’s what life in the fast lane gets ya with hot expensive jeans!

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