Wait, There are Hand Signals?

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So this Idaho Senator was busted for making a move on an undercover cop in an airport bathroom. He resigned. Boo-hoo. But the real story is the signals he used. He tapped his foot against the undercover’s foot while occupying the stall next door. He then put his palms under the divider and gestured. The officer knew these were covert hand signals soliticing gay sex. Wait, THERE ARE HAND SIGNALS? Why don’t I know this? Why is this not common pop culture knowledge? It was probably covered on Will & Grace, but I never watched that show. Can we please guess what signals are for what? Please? I’ll start. I think reaching under the stall and taking your two middle fingers, making a scissor reflex and then wagging your thumb in a chaotic rythm means you wouldn’t mind taking him to dinner and a off-broadway play. If you can also flex the pinky, you signal that you are willing to eat a butt. What?

handsignals.jpg

So this Idaho Senator was busted for making a move on an undercover cop in an airport bathroom. He resigned. Boo-hoo. But the real story is the signals he used. He tapped his foot against the undercover’s foot while occupying the stall next door. He then put his palms under the divider and gestured. The officer knew these were covert hand signals soliticing gay sex. Wait, THERE ARE HAND SIGNALS? Why don’t I know this? Why is this not common pop culture knowledge? It was probably covered on Will & Grace, but I never watched that show. Can we please guess what signals are for what? Please? I’ll start. I think reaching under the stall and taking your two middle fingers, making a scissor reflex and then wagging your thumb in a chaotic rythm means you wouldn’t mind taking him to dinner and a off-broadway play. If you can also flex the pinky, you signal that you are willing to eat a butt. What?

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