Silence of the Lamborghini

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I can’t take credit for that awesome title, it’s from the Sun-Times! Star Chicago Bear Lance Briggs broke his car the other night. He ran from the accident scene. Now, he got a ticket for improper lane usage. And the Chicago media has gone super crazy over it. It’s the front page of everything, lead story on the news and the fodder for columnists in every form. But c’mon. Seriously, we care that much about a dude who crashed his lamborghini? We should be laughing at him, not worrying about controversy. Last I heard, Lamborghinis are hard to drive. Plus you add some vodka and a lovely lady playing with your johnson? Even harder. Give him a break. You are just jealous, reporter. We all wish we could crash our italian car and run into the woods. Shit, I put that on my career “wish list” once. Briggs, if you need a place to lay low, you can come over to my pad. We are in bed by 10:30 because of the baby though. But I got Madden 01 on Nintendo.

lancebriggs.jpg

I can’t take credit for that awesome title, it’s from the Sun-Times! Star Chicago Bear Lance Briggs broke his car the other night. He ran from the accident scene. Now, he got a ticket for improper lane usage. And the Chicago media has gone super crazy over it. It’s the front page of everything, lead story on the news and the fodder for columnists in every form. But c’mon. Seriously, we care that much about a dude who crashed his lamborghini? We should be laughing at him, not worrying about controversy. Last I heard, Lamborghinis are hard to drive. Plus you add some vodka and a lovely lady playing with your johnson? Even harder. Give him a break. You are just jealous, reporter. We all wish we could crash our italian car and run into the woods. Shit, I put that on my career “wish list” once. Briggs, if you need a place to lay low, you can come over to my pad. We are in bed by 10:30 because of the baby though. But I got Madden 01 on Nintendo.

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