Quick, while this bit’s still warm

I’ve now had this exact exchange five times and I haven’t even gotten to the office yet. Everyone always brings up how Owen Wilson had everything. I don’t know anything, I don’t care. I like his movies and discussing this feels like a Paris Hilton conversation. But I just had someone ask me if I heard about Owen Wilson and I said “Yeah, I heard he was lost in the African Congo.” Just to hear them correct you. It’s fun.

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“Did you hear about Owen Wilson.”
“Yeah, I heard he tried to kill himself.”
“I can’t believe it, he had everything.”

I’ve now had this exact exchange five times and I haven’t even gotten to the office yet. Everyone always brings up how Owen Wilson had everything. I don’t know anything, I don’t care. I like his movies and discussing this feels like a Paris Hilton conversation. But I just had someone ask me if I heard about Owen Wilson and I said “Yeah, I heard he was lost in the African Congo.” Just to hear them correct you. It’s fun. It’ll make this round of CNN’s CELEBRITYWATCH!!!! more bearable. Other options “I heard he was shot during a robbery” and “I heard he died.” if you want to get a rumor started.

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