Why the Chinese Will Rule the World.

chinese_magic.jpg

Sure. You look at the picture and say,

“Gross. What’s that red stuff.”

I look at the picture and say,

“Yum. Sweet and sour chicken!”

chinese_magic.jpg

Sure. You look at the picture and say,

“Gross. What’s that red stuff.”

I look at the picture and say,

“Yum. Sweet and sour chicken!”

What we should be saying when we look at that picture is

“Wait a second. That’s a paper box. A PAPER box – and it’s holding a liquid. Paper, holding liquid? Is that some sort of black magic?”

Yes. Yes it is Black Magic. Black Chinese Magic that even the Chinese people who run AsiaGO Chinese Takeout on Wells knows how to master.

Imagine what the REALLY important Chinese know how to do with their liquid-holding paper magic.

It’s kinda scary. Makes you look at Big Trouble in Little China more as a documentary now, doesn’t it?

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