It’s on Stone – it’s Eternal.

It’s been awhile, but just yesterday, I found myself in need of a clean joke. Having already used the other ones – I found it necessary to find another to add to the armory. Clean jokes are like ICBMs during the Cold War – you can say you have them, but it’s not until you need them that Cuba calls you out on it. Or something. Here’s today’s:

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It’s been awhile, but just yesterday, I found myself in need of a clean joke. Having already used the other ones – I found it necessary to find another to add to the armory. Clean jokes are like ICBMs during the Cold War – you can say you have them, but it’s not until you need them that Cuba calls you out on it. Or something. Here’s today’s:

A man named William Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone: “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.”

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative.

He suggested the following;

“Here Lies a Man who was BOTH honest and a lawyer.”

That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

“That’s Strange!!”

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