I’m bringing Whippits back

You know what a Whippit is, right? You’d suck the remaining Nitrous out of a can of whipped cream into empty lungs and hold. You get super giddy and dizzy. If you’re in High School on the Water Polo team there are “chargers” a more sophisticated delivery method. Well, anyway, Hollywood, is kind of a party town, the people I’ve met here kinda know how to party. Most of the people I’ve met here are either on one form of drug or another, or at least have some past to talk about. But I was at a party in Hollywood Saturday night and a can of whipped creme had finished and I wanted to do the Whippit. Partly because it’s a buzz, but partly because it’s a bit, getting “high school” high. So I started asking around saying I was going to do it to get a laugh. NOBODY in Hollywood did whippits in High School

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You know what a Whippit is, right? You suck the remaining Nitrous out of a can of whipped cream into empty lungs and hold. You get super giddy and dizzy, it’s Nitrous, like at the dentists office or Too Fast Too Furious. If you’re in High School on the Water Polo team there are “chargers” a more sophisticated delivery method. Well, anyway, Hollywood, is kind of a party town, the people I’ve met here kinda know how to party. Most of the people I’ve met here are either on one form of drug or another, or at least have some past to talk about. But I was at a party in Hollywood Saturday night and a can of whipped creme had finished and I wanted to do the Whippit. Partly because it’s a buzz, but partly because it’s a bit, getting “high school” high. So I started asking around saying I was going to do it to get a laugh. NOBODY in Hollywood did whippits in High School, few knew what it was! I didn’t know if it dated me or just spoke to how hard a drugs these people did? I was so naturally dopey that a whippit was the most high I got in High School or college. Anyway, I’m bringing it back, it’s goofy, it’s midwest, and I don’t like coke. I’m the goofy midwest guy anyway, so from now on I go to parties only armed with balloons and NO2 chargers. Who’s with me!?!

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