I’m BACK! (Pun Intended)

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I am back at my computer! I am sitting upright! I am putting on my own underwear! Many of you have wondered, “Where the heck did Kate go? Does she think that Justin and Julie having a baby gives her a break from her Schad.net obligations?” Or at least that’s what I imagine many of you were thinking… The truth is this: 11 days ago (yes, 11) I threw out my back (slipped some discs, severe spasms, you name it).

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Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I am back at my computer! I am sitting upright! I am putting on my own underwear! Many of you have wondered, “Where the heck did Kate go? Does she think that Justin and Julie having a baby gives her a break from her Schad.net obligations?” Or at least that’s what I imagine many of you were thinking… The truth is this: 11 days ago (yes, 11) I threw out my back (slipped some discs, severe spasms, you name it — it was just like the picture to the left — triangle and stars shooting out of my lumbars). I literally couldn’t get out of bed (it took about 17 attempts and 30 minutes for Sandy to get me up), couldn’t walk, couldn’t do my “business”, couldn’t protest in front of the Congress Hotel, couldn’t crunk. I graduated to lying around, trips to the ER for lots of great drugs AND watching an obscene amount of television (did you know Nicole Richie is pregnant??!?). Worst of all, I couldn’t use my beloved computer — so big apologies to people who have emailed me in the past week or so and haven’t heard back — I have made it through almost all my mail. I have many things I am dying to share with you, oh faithful schad.net reader, but beware, most things have to do with lying on a couch and Valium…