Safe Breast Enhancement

fcup-cookie01.jpgHere at Schad – we’ve got one lady, one runner, one new parent, one guy in L.A. and one diabetic. Now, I’m not telling you who is who – but we cover the gamut of varying strata in the marketplace. If this were one of those diagrams that you draw all the circles, and see where all the circles intersect – this would be that spot. We are all for safe breast enhancement. That and Perkins over IHOP. Well, FINALLY, people in Japan started listening to us, and have release the F-Cup Cookie.

fcup-cookie01.jpg

Here at Schad – we’ve got one lady, one runner, one new parent, one guy in L.A. and one diabetic. Now, I’m not telling you who is who – but we cover the gamut of varying strata in the marketplace. If this were one of those diagrams that you draw all the circles, and see where all the circles intersect – this would be that spot. We are all for safe breast enhancement. That and Perkins over IHOP. Well, FINALLY, people in Japan started listening to us, and have release the F-Cup Cookie.

Eating two of these a day will enhance your breasts. To what extent, I’m not sure. And if Sandy started eating them – I’m REALLY not sure what would happen. But anyways – it’s another example of Japan satisfying the needs of the world, one calorie at a time.

Now, I don’t know Japanese, but I’m sure one of those words is the cautionary: “May also make ass bigger.”

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