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I meant to get this up during last week’s lovefest, but it got lost in the shuffle of important important information. There’s this function in Final Draft, the screenwriting program I’m told I’m not supposed to use that allows you to see how many curse words are in your script. We want to make adult comedies, but we also know how a really harsh script can turn a lot of people off and we want them to enjoy our characters and the other work we put into the script and not see the word “shit,” stop reading, and never get to the part where Brent trades the gun from the Phudie Mart’s gun counter to a Columbian Cartel for a bunch of coke. Regardless, there’s going to be some profanity until we’re in the editing room trying for our contractually obligated PG-13. I obviously did this analysis a many drafts before the end because the F bomb only occurs a couple times in the final. Regardless, it’s just funny to see a machine analyze references to “Bullshit.”

Profanity
This profanity report should be used as a general guide to
the profanity content of your script. Some of the items in
this report may not be actual profanity and other real
instances in your script may have been missed.

“Asshole” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
26
It is spoken by the following characters:
NARRATOR

“Bitch” (7 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
17, 25, 31, 75, 80, 82
It is spoken by the following characters:
ANXIOUS YUPPIE, BRENT, ROCKY, ZOE

PhudiStill7.3.jpg

I meant to get this up during last week’s lovefest, but it got lost in the shuffle of important important information. There’s this function in Final Draft, the screenwriting program I’m told I’m not supposed to use that allows you to see how many curse words are in your script. We want to make adult comedies, but we also know how a really harsh script can turn a lot of people off and we want them to enjoy our characters and the other work we put into the script and not see the word “shit,” stop reading and never get to the part where Brent trades guns to a Columbian Cartel for a bunch of coke. Regardless, there’s going to be some cursing. I can’t remember when I did this analysis, but I don’t think it was for a pre-final draft. Regardless, it’s just funny to see a machine analyze references to “Bullshit.”

Profanity
This profanity report should be used as a general guide to
the profanity content of your script. Some of the items in
this report may not be actual profanity and other real
instances in your script may have been missed.

“Asshole” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
26
It is spoken by the following characters:
NARRATOR

“Bitch” (7 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
17, 25, 31, 75, 80, 82
It is spoken by the following characters:
ANXIOUS YUPPIE, BRENT, ROCKY, ZOE

“Bullshit” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
73
It is spoken by the following characters:
TONY

“Crap” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
46
It is spoken by the following characters:
TONY

“Dick” (66 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
3, 6, 7, 8, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 35, 47, 48, 50, 51, 52, 53,
59, 65, 70, 72, 82, 83, 86
It is spoken by the following characters:
BRENT, DICK PHUDIE, DICK PHUDIEE, NARRATOR, ROCKY, SLIM, TONY

“Fuck” (15 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
20, 22, 45, 47, 53, 60, 74, 77
It is spoken by the following characters:
ANGRY DAD, BRENT, DICK PHUDIE, POLITICIAN, TONY

“Fucked” (3 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
37, 63, 73
It is spoken by the following characters:
NARRATOR, SLIM, TONY

“Fucking” (6 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
40, 65, 74, 87
It is spoken by the following characters:
NARRATOR, ROCKY, TONY

“Mofo” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
66
It is spoken by the following characters:
ROCKY

“Motherfucker” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
27
It is spoken by the following characters:
BRENT

“Pissed” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
49
It is spoken by the following characters:
TONY

“Shit” (10 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
8, 9, 34, 41, 44, 53, 87
It is spoken by the following characters:
CROWD, DICK PHUDIE, NARRATOR, TONY

“Tits” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
46

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