Chuck and Larry Loses Millions on “Not-A-Fag” Seats!

I know the big news last week was that I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry beat the gay-themed Harry Potter and the Prisoner of The Scorcerors Secret Service. But what was underreported was how much it should’ve beat it by. Reports show that for that every single Meathead who saw the movie required a “Not-A-Fag” seat on either side of them

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I know the big news last week was that I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry beat the gay-themed Harry Potter and the Prisoner of The Scorcerors Secret Service. But what was underreported was how much it should’ve beat it by. Reports show that for that every single Meathead who saw the movie required a “Not-A-Fag” seat on either side of them as Meatheads are well known for decades to require such a seat when seeing movies to retain their masculinity. It is estimated that Chuck And Larry should’ve earned something closer to $60-$90 million instead of the reported $34 million. When asked about the phenomenon, Sandler said that he wasn’t gay. When asked what time it was, Sandler responded that he wasn’t gay.

This entire bit is owned by Bart Kias, I’m merely renting.

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