Text Message Clearing House

I pay five bucks a month to text message unlimited messages, and all I do is text movie quotes to friends and receive them. I’m cleaning out my texts and thought I’d enlighten you to the ridiculousness. Of course none of these quotes are “frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.” or “may the force be with you.” People, like my friends who enjoy quoting movies, are done with the “pool or pond”‘s of pop culture. See if you can guess what movie, tv show, or performance these are from.

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I pay five bucks a month to text message unlimited messages, and all I do is text movie quotes to friends and receive them. I’m cleaning out my texts and thought I’d enlighten you to the ridiculousness. Of course none of these quotes are “frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.” or “may the force be with you.” People, like my friends who enjoy quoting movies, are done with the “pool or pond”‘s of pop culture. See if you can guess what movie, tv show, or performance these are from.

Mark Hanner: “Dear oh dear”
Roommate Stephe: “It was my undersanding there would be no math.”
Ike Barinholtz: “Fuckin’ A!” (clue: in response to my text – “Lord, what is up Satan’s ass.”)

More, and the answers, after the jump, and bonus points if you can guess the quote to the left.


I pay five bucks a month to text message unlimited messages, and all I do is text movie quotes to friends and receive them. I’m cleaning out my texts and thought I’d enlighten you to the ridiculousness. Of course none of these quotes are “frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.” or “may the force be with you.” People, like my friends who enjoy quoting movies, are done with the “pool or pond”‘s of pop culture. See if you can guess what movie, tv show, or performance these are from.

Mark Hanner: “Dear oh dear”
Roommate Stephe: “It was my undersanding there would be no math.”
Ike Barinholtz: “Fuckin’ A!” (clue: in response to my text – “Lord, what is up Satan’s ass.”)
Roommate Stephe: “Remind me to pay this guys bill on time, eh.”
Roommate Stephe: “I would love to stay and talk with you…but I’m not going to.”
Sandy Marshall: “Go Robo!”
Roommate Stephe: “Beauty, Hank Aaron, wonder if he can hit.”
Roommate Stephe: “Last one in the house is a big idiot.”
Mark Hanner: “Man, I hate it when I can’t rent videos!”
Roommate Stephe: “It’s Fred ‘the Dorf’ Dorfman”
Mom: “Grab some wood there, bub”
Roommate Stephe: “I knew that, it’s so funny that you think I didn’t know that.”
Roommate Stephe: “I went to the turd museum today, they got some pretty good shit there.”
Sandy Marshall: “You a college boy?”
Sandy Marshall: “Your foster parents are dead.”
Stephe: “Trivia question: What’s on Jack Burton’s truck grill in Big Trouble In Little China”
Mark Hanner: “Look, spin-art!”

The answers after this picture taken of an actual text message sent to a friend of ours during our Macalestar trip from their sister asking how you do coke.

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Mark Hanner: “Dear oh dear” (C3PO in Star Wars
Roommate Stephe: “It was my undersanding there would be no math.” (Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford on SNL)
Ike Barinholtz: “Fuckin’ A!” (in response to my text – “Lord, what is up Satan’s ass.”) (Mr. Show)
Roommate Stephe: “Remind me to pay this guys bill on time, eh.” (Strange Brew)
Roommate Stephe: “I would love to stay and talk with you…but I’m not going to.” (Groundhog Day)
Sandy Marshall: “Go Robo!” (Robocop)
Roommate Stephe: “Last one in the house is a big idiot.” (Strange Brew)
Mark Hanner: “Man, I hate it when I can’t rent videos!” (Clerks)
Roommate Stephe: “It’s Fred ‘the Dorf’ Dorfman” (Fletch)
Mom: “Grab some wood there, bub” (Breakfast Club)
Roommate Stephe: “I knew that, it’s so funny that you think I didn’t know that.” (Martin Short as Nathan Therm the dodgy attorney, SNL 1984 Season)
Roommate Stephe: “I went to the turd museum today, they got some pretty good shit there.” (Steve Martin: Let’s Get Small)
Sandy Marshall: “You a college boy?” (Robocop)
Sandy Marshall: “Your foster parents are dead.” (T2)
Stephe: “Trivia question: What’s on Jack Burton’s truck grill in Big Trouble In Little China” (A naked lady and the phrase “Haulin’ Ass”)
Mark Hanner: “Look, spin-art!” (tough one – Clerks: The Animated Series)

Bonus points: Ike Barinholtz: “Dope. Furs. Everything.” (Dolemite) which I got after texting him while watching Dolemite at the New Beverly.

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