Wickerman’s final speech in handball

MR. WICKERMAN
Ray, when I saw your young vigor out
on that handball court I was reminded of my children. When I
lost yesterday I went home to spend time with them.

Turns out they’re all in college now.

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MR. WICKERMAN
Ray, when I saw your young vigor out
on that handball court I was reminded of my children. When I
lost yesterday I went home to spend time with them.

Turns out they’re all in college now.

I didn’t know that Ray.

But what I do know is this, success is a many two handed
beast. On one side you have personal fulfillment, and on the
other, the college degree you never got. One one side you
beat your boss at handball and on the other, he invites you
to spend the weekend on his new boat, “Her Majesty’s Secret
Pussy.” Saturday, we’re having a launching party. Festivities
begin 9AM at Chain of Lakes. The Bassist from Oingo Boingo’s
gonna be there, be sure to get a tetanus shot.