Keep your hiccup cure to yourself

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I don’t know why this bugs me so much, maybe it’s because I get the hiccups by looking at food. But could I call a permanent sabbatical on hiccup cures? Everyone’s so proud of them and willing to offer them up, yet there’s too many variables for the reliability of any of them to be measured. It doesn’t bother me that on any given day none of them work, it’s that moment where somebody says “I’ve got a cure.” It’s like sharks teeth on a blackboard to me. Here’s a bit, join me, make up your own and see if you can get some asshole to do it. I’ve got a cure, stick your wallet in your mouth. I’ve got a cure, jab a pen into your leg. I’ve got a cure, have sex with a second cousin.

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I don’t know why this bugs me so much, maybe it’s because I get the hiccups by looking at food. But could I call a permanent sabbatical on hiccup cures? Everyone’s so proud of them and willing to offer them up, yet there’s too many variables for the reliability of any of them to be measured. It doesn’t bother me that on any given day none of them work, it’s that moment where somebody says “I’ve got a cure.” It’s like sharks teeth on a blackboard to me. Here’s a bit, join me, make up your own and see if you can get some asshole to do it. I’ve got a cure, stick your wallet in your mouth. I’ve got a cure, jab a pen into your leg. I’ve got a cure, have sex with a second cousin.

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