C’Mon People… TRUST Me.

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So now the head of the Department of Homeland Security is asking us to just trust his “gut feeling.” Are you kidding me? I have lots of gut feelings during the day, and if I trusted all of them, I would be a 450lb hunk of Cheaters-watching Dippin Dots eatin’ mass of flesh.

And now that I’ve painted that pretty picture for y’all – let’s take a look at the man who has the world’s most sophisticated military and network infrastructure for gathering worldwide and national intelligence at his fingertips:

…his remarks were based on “a gut feeling”

Cool man. Nothing like waving the flag of fear in everyone’s faces. And it’s the kind of thing where if he was wrong… They prevented it. And if something does happen… I warned ya’!

Part of me wants to say from now on, tell us if you got something, if not, just keep your eyes in the ivory watchtower and make sure nothing happens. But in reality, I know that about 80% of the nation is paying no attention to this report – and even if the threat level goes from Yellow to Cyan – no one is going to change their daily routines. Is fearmongering fearmongering if no one pays attention?

fear.gif

So now the head of the Department of Homeland Security is asking us to just trust his “gut feeling.” Are you kidding me? I have lots of gut feelings during the day, and if I trusted all of them, I would be a 450lb hunk of Cheaters-watching Dippin Dots eatin’ mass of flesh.

And now that I’ve painted that pretty picture for y’all – let’s take a look at the man who has the world’s most sophisticated military and network infrastructure for gathering worldwide and national intelligence at his fingertips:

…his remarks were based on “a gut feeling”

Cool man. Nothing like waving the flag of fear in everyone’s faces. And it’s the kind of thing where if he was wrong… They prevented it. And if something does happen… I warned ya’!

Part of me wants to say from now on, tell us if you got something, if not, just keep your eyes in the ivory watchtower and make sure nothing happens. But in reality, I know that about 80% of the nation is paying no attention to this report – and even if the threat level goes from Yellow to Cyan – no one is going to change their daily routines. Is fearmongering fearmongering if no one pays attention?

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