Miraculous Miracles of Science!

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Did you know that if you’re really really bored, and in Ohio, you can take a Horsefly and knock it out by putting it in the freezer for ten minutes? Did you also know that it’s much easier to get a noose around a passed-out Horsefly than a non passed-out Horsefly? It’s true. It’s been proven. Click continue to see the future of pets, and what inevitably happens in Ohio over Fourth of July weekend.

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Did you know that if you’re really really bored, and in Ohio, you can take a Horsefly and knock it out by putting it in the freezer for ten minutes? Did you also know that it’s much easier to get a noose around a passed-out Horsefly than a non passed-out Horsefly? It’s true. It’s been proven. Click continue to see the future of pets, and what inevitably happens in Ohio over Fourth of July weekend.


My cousin. The proud owner of the Horseflyonex 5000

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Be sure to do it in front of your kids so they can escape the boredom of Ohio in the Summer some day too.
This may seem cruel, but I’m very liberal, very kind to animals and I’m unable to generate sympathy for this vengeaful, mean species.

However. One word of caution while walking your new pet Horsefly. If it falls between some shelves, jerking the kite string will not dislodge the whole Horsefly, it will seperate the two key ingredients required for maximum fun.

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