Can I Become a Professional Contest Entrant?

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I have become obsessed with contests. All kinds of contests. The ones where you don’t need to do anything, but give them an email address. The ones where you need to photoshop something (usually involving some product placement). Heck, I even bought a bag of the “Doritos X-13D” chips to taste in and name it. (Apparently – “Dried Ballz” is already taken… I’m still pondering). I just finished a round with my partner-in-crime of a trivia contest hosted by Gizmodo.com – questions about inventors and inventions and shit.

The way some people do Sudoku, watch Baseball or masturbate – that’s the way I’m doing contests. The way I figure it, there’s probably about 200 contests going on around the web at any given time… If I enter them all, and win 1% – that’s still 2 of them with a pretty decent prize! And it’s not even that I want the prizes – I’d probably sell them on eBay – or give them as awesome baby gifts – it’s the thrill of entering!

So here goes – if anyone finds a contest that they need help with – let me know. I will let loose the hounds of Google, Yahoo!, WikiAnswers, Wikipedia and all the ‘tubes to help you (and maybe even a little photoshop if I’m bored)! Just leave ’em in the comments!

super_stephe.jpg

I have become obsessed with contests. All kinds of contests. The ones where you don’t need to do anything, but give them an email address. The ones where you need to photoshop something (usually involving some product placement). Heck, I even bought a bag of the “Doritos X-13D” chips to taste in and name it. (Apparently – “Dried Ballz” is already taken… I’m still pondering). I just finished a round with my partner-in-crime of a trivia contest hosted by Gizmodo.com – questions about inventors and inventions and shit.

The way some people do Sudoku, watch Baseball or masturbate – that’s the way I’m doing contests. The way I figure it, there’s probably about 200 contests going on around the web at any given time… If I enter them all, and win 1% – that’s still 2 of them with a pretty decent prize! And it’s not even that I want the prizes – I’d probably sell them on eBay – or give them as awesome baby gifts – it’s the thrill of entering!

So here goes – if anyone finds a contest that they need help with – let me know. I will let loose the hounds of Google, Yahoo!, WikiAnswers, Wikipedia and all the ‘tubes to help you (and maybe even a little photoshop if I’m bored)! Just leave ’em in the comments!

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