The 4th Should Not Be On A Wednesday

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It just screws me up. Seriously – I woke up yesterday, knowing it was a Wednesday – and by the time I was laying down on my fluffy pillow, I was thinking, “Damn. I missed Entourage… I’ll have to watch it tomorrow.”

Besides that, being off work, shops open limited hours, fireworks going off in my back alley until 2 AM, and the friendly family next door BBQing their chorizo is just weird. The 4th should always be celebrated on a Friday – with everyone getting Friday off, half-day on Thursday and two days to travel, rest, and clean the house. That’s just my opinion. Can you run on that? Is that an acceptable “platform”? ‘Cuz I would.

And I would probably win. Because that’s something ALL Americans can get behind. Take that Obama.

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uncle_stephe.jpg

It just screws me up. Seriously – I woke up yesterday, knowing it was a Wednesday – and by the time I was laying down on my fluffy pillow, I was thinking, “Damn. I missed Entourage… I’ll have to watch it tomorrow.”

Besides that, being off work, shops open limited hours, fireworks going off in my back alley until 2 AM, and the friendly family next door BBQing their chorizo is just weird. The 4th should always be celebrated on a Friday – with everyone getting Friday off, half-day on Thursday and two days to travel, rest, and clean the house. That’s just my opinion. Can you run on that? Is that an acceptable “platform”? ‘Cuz I would.

And I would probably win. Because that’s something ALL Americans can get behind. Take that Obama.

ApplePhoneShow.com

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