I Watched It So You Don’t Have To (Robots in Disguise Edition)

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Transformers



The Hoover Dam was built to hide a box. Jazz, the clearly African-American Autobot, dies. A bunch of Decepticons (including Megatron) die as well. Starscream blasts into space at the end. Optimus lives, and the phrase “more than meets the eye” is used about 19 times. The Earth is saved – and it’s interesting that aliens call the world we live on Earth.



Oh yeah, they all surf Ebay. (I’m not even joking)

transformers1.jpg

Transformers



The Hoover Dam was built to hide a box. Jazz, the clearly African-American Autobot, dies. A bunch of Decepticons (including Megatron) die as well. Starscream blasts into space at the end. Optimus lives, and the phrase “more than meets the eye” is used about 19 times. The Earth is saved – and it’s interesting that aliens call the world we live on Earth.



Oh yeah, they all surf Ebay. (I’m not even joking)