Things to NOT do with the iPhones at the Apple Store

iphone_anger.jpg

So yes. This weekend, I trekked to the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue, and got my grimy paws alllll over the new iPhone. It truly is remarkable. What is even more remarkable is that they are WORKING phones in the store. So call Grandma, and just tell her you love her. The call’s on Apple!

That’s a good thing to do. A bad thing? Text your friend, and tell him that you are pawing an iPhone. Why? Because it’s a working phone with a history of numbers to text, and the next jagoff, and the NEXT jagoff, and the NEXT JAGOFF will all text you with their feeble attempts to use the new keyboard.

Earlier in the day, a friend texted me from the Apple Store. Since that time, I had received 13 text messages along the lines of

fhgut

and my personal favorite

Ho wharf up let’s go home . Mley Leet… Hello how are you?

So yeah. Go see it, go play with it – but don’t text your buddy, they will get pissed… Oh yeah – ApplePhoneShow.com

iphone_anger.jpg

So yes. This weekend, I trekked to the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue, and got my grimy paws alllll over the new iPhone. It truly is remarkable. What is even more remarkable is that they are WORKING phones in the store. So call Grandma, and just tell her you love her. The call’s on Apple!

That’s a good thing to do. A bad thing? Text your friend, and tell him that you are pawing an iPhone. Why? Because it’s a working phone with a history of numbers to text, and the next jagoff, and the NEXT jagoff, and the NEXT JAGOFF will all text you with their feeble attempts to use the new keyboard.

Earlier in the day, a friend texted me from the Apple Store. Since that time, I had received 13 text messages along the lines of

fhgut

and my personal favorite

Ho wharf up let’s go home . Mley Leet… Hello how are you?

So yeah. Go see it, go play with it – but don’t text your buddy, they will get pissed… Oh yeah – ApplePhoneShow.com

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