Let’s do a bit

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I’m trying to get a new bit started. If we all work together we can annoy everyone twice as fast. I’m watching the Special Edition of Fantastic Four, which has twenty more minutes of a terrible movie I can’t get enough of and Reed Richards just said something about “reversing the polarity.” Is is just me or have most of the problems in the history of science-fiction been solved by reversing the polarity. Just once I would like to see a bunch of scientists standing around a magnet whose negative sides are sticking to each other and have one of the scientists suggest reversing the polarity. That would make sense.

So for the rest of the week or as long as you can take your co-workers ire at the bit, suggest this as the solution to any number of office problems you’re trying to solve. Server not up? Suggest reversing the polarity. New footage not digitized, “Have you reversed the polarity?”. Can’t get a client on the phone?…

-f4_01.jpg

I’m trying to get a new bit started. If we all work together we can annoy everyone twice as fast. I’m watching the Special Edition of Fantastic Four, which has twenty more minutes of a terrible movie I can’t get enough of and Reed Richards just said something about “reversing the polarity.” Is is just me or have most of the problems in the history of science-fiction been solved by reversing the polarity. Just once I would like to see a bunch of scientists standing around a magnet whose negative sides are sticking to each other and have one of the scientists suggest reversing the polarity. That would make sense.

So for the rest of the week or as long as you can take your co-workers ire at the bit, suggest this as the solution to any number of office problems you’re trying to solve. Server not up? Suggest reversing the polarity. New footage not digitized, “Have you reversed the polarity?”. Can’t get a client on the phone?…

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