I’m not made of stone.

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I think you can tell a lot about people by what their impulse buys are. I generally consider myself above the impulse buy, I’m too smart for it! They can’t get me, I’m the one monkey that won’t fling my own shit. …and then… I was searching around Netflix’s dvd’s for sale and came across Godzilla: Final Wars, the greatest Godzilla movie ever, which I got to see IN JAPAN, with an all-Japanese audience. …and then I was just staring at the shipping confirmation. Oh, okay…so I guess I’m getting that. Man is it a great movie, Godzilla fight every single villain he’s ever fought in every Godzilla movie over the last 30 years, even the superdipshits like that big furry lion looking thing from the goofy 60’s Godzilla’s. Hell Baby Godzilla is even in it. The shitty Matthew Broderick Godzilla is in it and proper Godzilla blows his head off. He blows a lot of heads off. Like I said, it’s a great movie, and it’s directed by that guy that did Battle Royale, a movie about a bunch of High School students killing each other in a death contest.

So, that’s my weak link, Godzilla movies. Though I will admit that it now sits on top of a special edition of Fantastic Four, but I have no idea how that got here either. It wasn’t me, why would I buy a special edition of a terrible movie?

--godzilla.jpg

I think you can tell a lot about people by what their impulse buys are. I generally consider myself above the impulse buy, I’m too smart for it! They can’t get me, I’m the one monkey that won’t fling my own shit. …and then… I was searching around Netflix’s dvd’s for sale and came across Godzilla: Final Wars, the greatest Godzilla movie ever, which I got to see IN JAPAN, with an all-Japanese audience. …and then I was just staring at the shipping confirmation. Oh, okay…so I guess I’m getting that. Man is it a great movie, Godzilla fight every single villain he’s ever fought in every Godzilla movie over the last 30 years, even the superdipshits like that big furry lion looking thing from the goofy 60’s Godzilla’s. Hell Baby Godzilla is even in it. The shitty Matthew Broderick Godzilla is in it and proper Godzilla blows his head off. He blows a lot of heads off. Like I said, it’s a great movie, and it’s directed by that guy that did Battle Royale, a movie about a bunch of High School students killing each other in a death contest.

So, that’s my weak link, Godzilla movies. Though I will admit that it now sits on top of a special edition of Fantastic Four, but I have no idea how that got here either. It wasn’t me, why would I buy a special edition of a terrible movie?

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