I get Us Weekly now.

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I have no idea what this happens, but somehow I end up on some list and get magazines free for a long time. These magazines never seem to be Premiere, or Script, or Creative Screenwriting, somehow they alway dip deeper into my psyche. For the last year in Chicago I got Stuff Magazine for free, which is great, because Stuff Magazine is the best magazine I would never buy. Now I get Us Weekly, which is great, because Us Weekly is the best magazine ever. It’s the one magazine I try and read over people’s shoulders on the El, plus you can read Us Weekly in the exact amount of time as a shit. I love the section called Stars – They’re Just Like Us, where they show stars doing the same things we do, like shoplift, yell at our neighbors to shut up, and discuss whether Dane Cook is funny or not. Plus, it’s a least once a week that I wonder what Kelly Clarkson weighs, luckily Us doesn’t leave me hanging.

UsAngelina-Jen.jpg

I have no idea what this happens, but somehow I end up on some list and get magazines free for a long time. These magazines never seem to be Premiere, or Script, or Creative Screenwriting, somehow they alway dip deeper into my psyche. For the last year in Chicago I got Stuff Magazine for free, which is great, because Stuff Magazine is the best magazine I would never buy. Now I get Us Weekly, which is great, because Us Weekly is the best magazine ever. It’s the one magazine I try and read over people’s shoulders on the El, plus you can read Us Weekly in the exact amount of time as a shit. I love the section called Stars – They’re Just Like Us, where they show stars doing the same things we do, like shoplift, yell at our neighbors to shut up, and discuss whether Dane Cook is funny or not. Plus, it’s a least once a week that I wonder what Kelly Clarkson weighs, luckily Us doesn’t leave me hanging.

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