Thoughts while being a fly-on-the-wall in the Fashion industry

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Would Gucci have been nearly as successful if his name were spelled “Goochi?” Would he more likely be found in Fashion Bug at that point? I think Goochi would be a good name for living room lounger chair designer. There’s the show I want to see, a show set in the hustle and bustle world of living room Lounger Chair designers. The La-Z-Boy guy comin’ in all acting like a prick.

There’s something I’ve picked up on in the world of fashion, it’s Fashion Tourettes, they all compliment how one-another is dressed constantly, it’s the fashion world of dogs sniffing each others asses. …what do dogs learn from that by the way? I ask the questions the media’s afraid to. And when one of these girls inevitably compliments the dress of the other, they just blurt out the designer as a muscle reflex, they so clearly have no control over it. “Nice dress.” “LouisBurgeinebeir!!!!…so sorry” Of course most of the names they throw out I don’t know how to spell and always deliberately butcher them. I think there’s a designer called Verme, which I consistently spell Verla-Mae. I think Verla-Mae designed the terrycloth short-short and matching wifebeater combo.

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Would Gucci have been nearly as successful if his name were spelled “Goochi?” Would he more likely be found in Fashion Bug at that point? I think Goochi would be a good name for living room lounger chair designer. There’s the show I want to see, a show set in the hustle and bustle world of living room Lounger Chair designers. The La-Z-Boy guy comin’ in all acting like a prick.

There’s something I’ve picked up on in the world of fashion, it’s Fashion Tourettes, they all compliment how one-another is dressed constantly, it’s the fashion world of dogs sniffing each others asses. …what do dogs learn from that by the way? I ask the questions the media’s afraid to. And when one of these girls inevitably compliments the dress of the other, they just blurt out the designer as a muscle reflex, they so clearly have no control over it. “Nice dress.” “LouisBurgeinebeir!!!!…so sorry” Of course most of the names they throw out I don’t know how to spell and always deliberately butcher them. I think there’s a designer called Verme, which I consistently spell Verla-Mae. I think Verla-Mae designed the terrycloth short-short and matching wifebeater combo.

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