Can I hire Wanda Sykes?

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I was just reminded of the most annoying thing in Evan Almighty. I’m not sure if it’s every scene, but certainly close to every scene ends with Wanda Sykes commenting on the scene for those in the cheap seats. For anyone who didn’t know that all the birds in Evan’s office were weird, Wanda’s here for you “And I thought I had a bird brain.” then hear a little “wah wah” in our head before going to the next scene, which she somehow manages to be in by the end of. Can I hire Wanda Sykes to stand in the corner of my apartment and properly encapsulate what just happened all day long. It’d be great, you’d forget she was there and then you’d be arguing about the cable bill or something and then you say, “okay, as long as we agree to cut HBO” and then you hear “I haven’t seen that much channeling since Sylvia Brown got Tivo.” Then me and my roommate turn, smile, and go on with our day and she just stays there. And she mentions Tivo all the time, that’s like the punchline to sixty percent of her jokes.

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I was just reminded of the most annoying thing in Evan Almighty. I’m not sure if it’s every scene, but certainly close to every scene ends with Wanda Sykes commenting on the scene for those in the cheap seats. For anyone who didn’t know that all the birds in Evan’s office were weird, Wanda’s here for you “And I thought I had a bird brain.” then hear a little “wah wah” in our head before going to the next scene, which she somehow manages to be in by the end of. Can I hire Wanda Sykes to stand in the corner of my apartment and properly encapsulate what just happened all day long. It’d be great, you’d forget she was there and then you’d be arguing about the cable bill or something and then you say, “okay, as long as we agree to cut HBO” and then you hear “I haven’t seen that much channeling since Sylvia Brown got Tivo.” Then me and my roommate turn, smile, and go on with our day and she just stays there. And she mentions Tivo all the time, that’s like the punchline to sixty percent of her jokes.

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