The Pizza Shop Wars.

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A while back, I wrote about how some douchebag marxist hipster doofuses at Santullos in Wicker Park didn’t give up their seat for my 9 month pregnant wife. I wrote about how it wasn’t their fault, they don’t know any better. They aren’t taught to be nice and courteous in the hipster doofus manual. Well, this past weekend we were in Target and we stopped at the Pizza Hut Express to get breadsticks. They were out, but the guy who just bought some gestured to us and said “you know what, I don’t need these – you can have them”. Not “you can have mine for market value”, he gave them for free. He had 2 kids with him. He then told us how he knew about when a pregnant woman wanted something, she should have it (or something like that). We obviously let him keep them, but the gesture almost brought me to tears. They were the last breadsticks! And he was going to GIVE them to us? It would take at least 7 minutes to make more!!!!!

pizza.jpg

A while back, I wrote about how some douchebag marxist hipster doofuses at Santullos in Wicker Park didn’t give up their seat for my 9 month pregnant wife. I wrote about how it wasn’t their fault, they don’t know any better. They aren’t taught to be nice and courteous in the hipster doofus manual. Well, this past weekend we were in Target and we stopped at the Pizza Hut Express to get breadsticks. They were out, but the guy who just bought some gestured to us and said “you know what, I don’t need these – you can have them”. Not “you can have mine for market value”, he gave them for free. He had 2 kids with him. He then told us how he knew about when a pregnant woman wanted something, she should have it (or something like that). We obviously let him keep them, but the gesture almost brought me to tears. They were the last breadsticks! And he was going to GIVE them to us? It would take at least 7 minutes to make more!!!!!

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