Light Up the Blue Light – It’s Time for Another SchadenDeal!

Fake Goatee

Ok ok ok. It’s Friday. You have just pressed your stripey shirt in pinks and yellows, starched the collar and removed the top couple of buttons to allow just enough chest to show through. You’ve thrown on enough Drakkar-Noir to drown a Laotian village – and you’re hair is spiky enough to cook shish-ka-bobs. Everything’s looking good! Way to go meathead – you are going to be the belle of the ball Troy Smith at this year’s Heisman Trophy award dinner.

One last final check – WHOA! No facial hair?? No scruffy-looking edginess? If only there was something to fix that…. And now there is.

Schadenfreude – scouring the web for shit so you don’t have to!

Fake Goatee

Ok ok ok. It’s Friday. You have just pressed your stripey shirt in pinks and yellows, starched the collar and removed the top couple of buttons to allow just enough chest to show through. You’ve thrown on enough Drakkar-Noir to drown a Laotian village – and you’re hair is spiky enough to cook shish-ka-bobs. Everything’s looking good! Way to go meathead – you are going to be the belle of the ball Troy Smith at this year’s Heisman Trophy award dinner.

One last final check – WHOA! No facial hair?? No scruffy-looking edginess? If only there was something to fix that…. And now there is.

Schadenfreude – scouring the web for shit so you don’t have to!
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