From Nobody Cares Magazine, Vol. 2008

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In what’s quite possibly the worst call of the pre-campaign season to date, Hillary Clinton is calling for Americans to vote for her official campaign song.


Never mind that our collective time might be better spent voting on the second least important thing ever — “Pick your favorite celebrity’s favorite cause!” — she has an incredibly well-performed video that’s making the rounds on YouTube. Hillary should be in a movie with John Edwards — they could play the President and First Lady in “Pearl Harbor: 100 Years Later” or something.


I wrote-in a few votes for Ice-T’s Let’s Get Buck Naked and Fuck (and was surprised it wasn’t a default choice).


Other ideas?




In what’s quite possibly the worst call of the pre-campaign season to date, Hillary Clinton is calling for Americans to vote for her official campaign song.


Never mind that our collective time might be better spent voting on the second least important thing ever — “Pick your favorite celebrity’s favorite cause!” — she has an incredibly well-performed video that’s making the rounds on YouTube. Hillary should be in a movie with John Edwards — they could play the President and First Lady in “Pearl Harbor: 100 Years Later” or something.


I wrote-in a few votes for Ice-T’s Let’s Get Buck Naked and Fuck (and was surprised it wasn’t a default choice).


Other ideas?

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