Poison is cheaper than a Schad show

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My bro said he got tickets to the Poison, Ratt and Cinderella show at Tinley Park for only $3.95. $3.95!!!!! That’s cheaper than a pack of Newports. That’s cheaper than a Tuesday night improv show in the back of the neighborhood bar. That’s cheaper than a fucking gallon of gas. Shit, the Tickemaster charge is more than $3.95! So this morning’s question: What concert would you go to see if it were $3.95? In other words, pair up some of the worst bands in the new $2.95 tour you are putting together this summer. Me? Slaughter, Firehouse, Bullet Boys.

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My bro said he got tickets to the Poison, Ratt and Cinderella show at Tinley Park for only $3.95. $3.95!!!!! That’s cheaper than a pack of Newports. That’s cheaper than a Tuesday night improv show in the back of the neighborhood bar. That’s cheaper than a fucking gallon of gas. Shit, the Tickemaster charge is more than $3.95! So this morning’s question: What concert would you go to see if it were $3.95? In other words, pair up some of the worst bands in the new $2.95 tour you are putting together this summer. Me? Slaughter, Firehouse, Bullet Boys.

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