West Loop Helpful Hint #42

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If you are in the market for porn, DVD porn, specifically ethnic, go ahead and do your banking at the Chase on Washington and Aberdeen. When the gentleman approaches, he’ll say:
“Hey, you interested in DVDs? I got some fresh ones.” You’ll say “no, I don’t need DV quality Pirates 3, thank you.”
He’ll say: “ah no, you’ll like these”. He’ll then pull out the DVDs, which have something to do with black booty and try to put them in your hands. You will then tell him that your wife is right there at the teller, but this won’t phase him. He’ll then tell you no sweat, and instruct you to open your bag. He’ll be discreet. You tell him no and he finally gets the picture, moving on to the teller. I didn’t get a price, but I’ll bet it’s a 3 for 20 deal. Now you know. I’ll get em for ya, but I gotta charge 10 bucks service fee.

chase.jpg

If you are in the market for porn, DVD porn, specifically ethnic, go ahead and do your banking at the Chase on Washington and Aberdeen. When the gentleman approaches, he’ll say:
“Hey, you interested in DVDs? I got some fresh ones.” You’ll say “no, I don’t need DV quality Pirates 3, thank you.”
He’ll say: “ah no, you’ll like these”. He’ll then pull out the DVDs, which have something to do with black booty and try to put them in your hands. You will then tell him that your wife is right there at the teller, but this won’t phase him. He’ll then tell you no sweat, and instruct you to open your bag. He’ll be discreet. You tell him no and he finally gets the picture, moving on to the teller. I didn’t get a price, but I’ll bet it’s a 3 for 20 deal. Now you know. I’ll get em for ya, but I gotta charge 10 bucks service fee.

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