Hello. My Name is Stephen, and I’m a TV Whore.

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I admit it. Wholeheartedly and completely. I try not to watch shitty shows – I don’t watch Two-and-a-half Men”, never saw an episode of “King of Queens” – won’t watch “The Bill Engvall Show” – but any sort of drama that doesn’t involve a Court Room – I’m in. “24” – can’t get enough. Almost got an American Express just so I could watch the extras. Decided against it. Actually, AmEx decided against it – but that’s another story. I feel like I should go to some sort of counseling – I went to go see Ocean’s 13 yesterday, and was REALLY excited when I saw an ad for “No Reservations” with Anthony Bourdain. Love that show. And Sheila and I were in a discussion while flipping through channels – when does the new “Project: Runway” begin? I really need me some Heidi Klum. I watched the first 3 weeks of Ameican Idol. I saw the whole season of “ANTM” (yes, I use ANTM). I TiVo “Smallville”, “CSI”, “House”, “Heroes”, “The Office”, “30 Rock”, “The Apprentice”, “Scrubs”, “Lost”, “24”, “Drive”, “Criminal Minds”, “Jericho”, “The Unit”, “No Reservations”, “Veronica Mars” (RIP), “The Sopranos” (RIP), “Extras”, “Doctor Who”, “The 4400”, “Eurkea!”, “Battlestar Galactica” and a ton of other shows that I probably can’t remember. Now that I list it out like that, I’m kind of ashamed. Maybe this is my first step of the nine step process? Perhaps me listing all the hours I’ve wasted of my life watching TV is the kind of thing I needed to do!

By the by – you could ask me anything about any of those shows, and I would be able to answer it. Except for “Veronica Mars” – that show’s Sheila’s – I had nothing to do with that.

And seriously – if anyone wants to talk about Lost – I’m game. I have the feeling it’s getting good again. And Smallville. Anyone?

Mojo GoGo

I admit it. Wholeheartedly and completely. I try not to watch shitty shows – I don’t watch Two-and-a-half Men”, never saw an episode of “King of Queens” – won’t watch “The Bill Engvall Show” – but any sort of drama that doesn’t involve a Court Room – I’m in. “24” – can’t get enough. Almost got an American Express just so I could watch the extras. Decided against it. Actually, AmEx decided against it – but that’s another story. I feel like I should go to some sort of counseling – I went to go see Ocean’s 13 yesterday, and was REALLY excited when I saw an ad for “No Reservations” with Anthony Bourdain. Love that show. And Sheila and I were in a discussion while flipping through channels – when does the new “Project: Runway” begin? I really need me some Heidi Klum. I watched the first 3 weeks of Ameican Idol. I saw the whole season of “ANTM” (yes, I use ANTM). I TiVo “Smallville”, “CSI”, “House”, “Heroes”, “The Office”, “30 Rock”, “The Apprentice”, “Scrubs”, “Lost”, “24”, “Drive”, “Criminal Minds”, “Jericho”, “The Unit”, “No Reservations”, “Veronica Mars” (RIP), “The Sopranos” (RIP), “Extras”, “Doctor Who”, “The 4400”, “Eurkea!”, “Battlestar Galactica” and a ton of other shows that I probably can’t remember. Now that I list it out like that, I’m kind of ashamed. Maybe this is my first step of the nine step process? Perhaps me listing all the hours I’ve wasted of my life watching TV is the kind of thing I needed to do!

By the by – you could ask me anything about any of those shows, and I would be able to answer it. Except for “Veronica Mars” – that show’s Sheila’s – I had nothing to do with that.

And seriously – if anyone wants to talk about Lost – I’m game. I have the feeling it’s getting good again. And Smallville. Anyone?

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